There was a time I used to throw pies. Yes, you read that right. And I blame the Three Stooges for having planted that seed when I was a kid.

Thing is, pie throwing, as you can imagine, comes with a price. I actually retired a few years ago as a precautionary measure. I do however miss the thrill of a good throw as evidenced in this self portrait from “Little Monsters”.

So welcome to Dept. Of Wild IdeasPie Week, where I’ll be sharing a couple cautionary tales from my personal history.

Originally published at on May 6, 2021.

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